Socially Acceptable in the 80's.

So you want to get in touch? Well it's your lucky day because I have a few ways of being contacted. The quickest and most Web 2.0-ey is via Twitter. If however you're without the ability to tweet, feeling a little old fashioned, or wanting to send something a little more formal then you can use the form below. Please allow a few days for a reply.

I'd publish my email address but I get enough tickets for the nigerian lottery, anatomy enlargement offers and special prices on pills that make things grow as it is. Ta muchly.

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